Offspring — Beheaded Chords

Yeah I was looking at the tab from the other guy and it didn't seem right, but im 99%
sure this one is so yeah, its pretty easy.

Band: The Offspring
Album: The Offspring, 1989/1995
Tabber: n0selfesteem
Standard Tuning (EADGBe)

Intro
e|—5—5—3—3—666—5—|
B|—3—3—3—3—333—3—|
G|———————————————|
D|———————————————|
A|———————————————|
E|———————————————|

Chords Used:
D5 C5 Eb5 E5—G5—Bb5 A5 G5 F5
|————————————————————————————|
|————————————————————————————|
|7—5——8———9——————3—————12—10—|
|7—5——8———9——5———3———7—12—10—|
|5—3——6———7——5———1———7—10——8—|
|————————————3———————5———————|

 D5     C5             Eb5      D5
Mommy Doesn't Have Her Head Anymore
Keep it underneath my bed on the floor

F5             Bb5            
That's alright man thats okay
A5 
she never really used her head anyway

Daddy Called me a silly boar
Bet he won't say that anymore

Cuz the way his body's severed in two
His vocal chords are gonna be hard to use

G5  F5     D5       Eb5         D5
BEHEADED!  Watch you spurt like a garden hose!
G5  F5     D5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BEHEADED!  Bloody mess all over my clothes!

    play intro

Watch my girlfriend come to the door
Chop off her head she falls to the floor

Watchin my babys jugular flow
Really makes my motor go

Wrap a towel around the bloody stump
Take my babys body to the city dump

Wipe the mess off the bloody axe
scoop all the heads in my burlap sack

BEHEADED!  Watch you spurt like a garden hose!
BEHEADED!  Bloody mess all over my clothes!

Bridge:
D5  F5  E5  Eb5

D5  F5 E5    Eb5
All my collection
D5        F5   E5        Eb5
Adorns my room on bamboo poles
D5      F5                E5         Eb5        
Used to be a little but a little got more and more
D5  F5  E5     Eb5
Now Im craving yours

D5    F5     E5  Eb5
Night brings bad dreams
Bad dreams and guillotines

                  D5 F5 Eb5 (let ring through next 'off with her head')        
Off with her head

play intro

Find another victim for my machine
Put him in a homemade guillotine

The blade falls, need a casket
Watch the head plop in a wicker basket

Leave the house at a quarter to 4
Come back with 16 or more

Cuz the more i want, the more i see
I got a funny feelin coming over me

BEHEADED! Watch you spurt like a garden hose
BEHEADED! Bloody mess all over my clothes!

Ending: G5 F5 D5 Eb5 D5

Great song, have fun!