Tampon Popsicle — Passion In The Hospital Tab

Artist: Tampon Popsicle
Song: Passion in the Hospital
Tabbed by: Bob Dole

I am totally sure that this is how they play this song.
Anyone who disagrees with me is wrong.   (that rhymed)

This song is very easy.  Use heavy distortion on Riff 1 and play Riff 2
without distortion.

Riff 1
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[——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————]
[——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————]
[—2—2—2—2—2—2—2—2—3—3—3—3—3—3—3—3—7—7—7—7—7—7—7—7—5—5—5—5—5—5—5—5——]
[—2—2—2—2—2—2—2—2—3—3—3—3—3—3—3—3—7—7—7—7—7—7—7—7—5—5—5—5—5—5—5—5——]
[—0—0—0—0—0—0—0—0—1—1—1—1—1—1—1—1—5—5—5—5—5—5—5—5—3—3—3—3—3—3—3—3——]

Riff 2
[—————————————————————]
[—————————————————————]
[—————————————————————]
[—2————3————5————7————]
[—2————3————5————7————]
[—0————1————3————5————]

Riff 3
                             (2X)                                 (2X)
[———————————————————————————————]       [————————————————————————————]
[———————————————————————————————]       [————————————————————————————]
[———————————————————————————————]  then [————————————————————————————]
[———————————————————————————————]       [—2——————3——————7——————5—————]
[———————————————————————————————]       [—0——————3——————7——————5—————]
[—0———0———1———1———5—5—5———3——3——]       [—0——————1——————5——————3—————]


Riff 1
I have sex with paralyzed people
Riff 1
I have sex with paralyzed people

Riff 2
I will get laid
Riff 2
Cause you can't move
Riff 2
You're paralyzed
Riff 2
And I'm in my groove

Riff 1
I'll get on top and have myself a ball
Riff 1
It's like a very realistic blow up doll

Riff 2
This is easier
Riff 2
Than getting a date
Riff 2
I'd rather do this
Riff 2
Than masturbate

Riff 1
This way I don't have to start a conversation
Riff 1
I will just skip right to ejaculation

Riff 2
It's cool cause I'm
Riff 2
Living out a dream
Riff 2
I'll make out with you
Riff 2
And you can't even scream

Riff 1
This is really fun you should try it sometime
Riff 1
People think it's wrong just because it is a crime

(no music)
I have sex with paralyzed people (2X)

Riff 3
I have sex with paralyzed people (4X)

RIff 1
I have sex with paralyzed people (4X)

GO BAND!!!!!!!